Wash the lentils and soak them for 30 minutes or more. When done, remove the water, then use a blender to pulse grind the lentils. The result should have a coursed texture, not a smooth paste.
Place the lentils in a bowl and mix in the rest of the ingredients and seasonings.
Grab a small portion of lentil mixure, gently squeeze to bind, and press it flat into a disc shape. Not too thick (it won’t cook through) and not too thin (it’ll get too hard).
Heat oil over medium‑high heat. Test with a tiny piece — it should sizzle immediately.
When ready to fry, slide it in from the side of the pot — don’t drop it from high up. This keeps the shape intact and prevents splashing.
Fry them in small batches until golden brown on all sides. Drain on paper towels and enjoy.